I hope I didn't crack my webcam...
Well, there I am. Still as ugly in this photo as I was in the last default I took in the middle of July. I wish my eyes were an interesting colour, instead of bleak brown. I could do with a different hairstyle as well. I might get it trimmed, but keep the length. Then dye it light brown, maybe? I don't know. My nose is huge and I look like a Dustin Hoffman impersonator. I have spots too. Probably brought on by the ridiculous amount of junk food I consume. Perhaps a healthier diet is called for.
I'm slowly running out of books. I've resorted to re-reading Adrian Mole again, but I guess I can't complain because those books are some of my favorites. They rank high in the soon-to-be-famous, 'Bethany Louise Top Ten'. There's this one entry that always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I pour over those pages. Here it is:
Sunday, April 25th
Second After Easter
Daylight Saving Time Begins (USA and Canada)
"British troops have recaptured South Georgia. I have adjusted my campaign map accordingly. Found a strange device in the bathroom this morning. It looked like an egg timer. It said 'Predictor' on the side of the box. I hope my mother is not dabbling with the occult."
And so ends the most pointless blog ever. I bid you farewell, and I promise that my next update will be witty and full of fantastic events that will have you hanging on the edge of your seats.
Peace out,
Bethany Louise.
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